Rule 34.

Last night we discovered there is Captain Planet porn. Yes there really is. I’m not going to put it on here, but you’re quite welcome to google it for yourself.


This just really does confirm Rule 34, which I also learned last night.


Urban Dictionary describes it as: “generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject.


I did a lot of learning didn’t I? THANKS TWITTER.


I ventured into town today, went to the hairdresser to go buy my GHD straightener, but they were a bit more than I planned for – $359. However, it does come with a travel hairdryer and this really cool antique looking mirror. So I might just take the plunge and buy it. Which means I have to pull $59 out of my ass.


Fingers crossed for that job aye! Which I had the interview confirmed today. One job interview in Wellington on Monday. Yippee!


Then went to Pak’n’sav and I have to say, love the self check-outs. Although the check-out people are there to do it for you, they make awkward small talk, which I really didn’t have the time for, or care for.
So I slipped through the self check-out and didn’t have to talk to a single soul in the supermarket. I’d classify that as a win. Everybody in supermarkets annoy me.


Got my marks back for my photography assignment – 7/10. On to the next one then!


Went for a walk and played nice with some of the local mongel mob that were sifting round the streets of Flaxmere.
So here I am, sitting around like a lazy bum again watching Two and a half Men, which I can’t for the life of me, figure out why.


But tonight, I’m going to get some more job applications done, just in case, yanno. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket type thing and possible hit up some more photography. Also contemplating watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, because apparently TVNZ are not playing it on Sunday, but skipping straight to Goblet of Fire.


You must watch them in order! So says the God that is JK Rowling.


And according to Rule 34, there must be Harry Potter porn. Think about that one.


Ew.

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3 thoughts on “Rule 34.

  1. Ok, but the self-service checkouts talk AT you, you don't even have the option of shutting them down by being cold and not talking back. I try and race them now to see if I can do stuff so fast that the computer has to talk too fast and it gets sucked into a wormhole or something. I'm considering beginning to shop online to avoid the whole mess.

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