The Oscars were yesterday and all I can say about the dresses was, What were people thinking? Talk about bland, uninspiring, or gross. I struggled to find any that I liked, or thought something could be better about them.
Shall we start with the worst dressed?
Emma Stone: She went from best dressed to worst in a matter of weeks. The bow is just awful.
Kate Beckinsale: The patterns, the cut-outs, the added extra frilly bits. Just no.
January Jones: Who knows what the designer was thinking with this dress.
Rosario Dawson: I can be a fan of block colours, when they are done right. This is not one of those times.
Sofia Getty: Who said a jumpsuit would be a good idea? Jumpsuits are never a good idea unless you are under the age of five.
Shailene Woodley: Are you trying to be a nun? No, just no.
Gwen Stefani: Usually Gwen has some good taste, but this is just wrong. It looks like a prickle bush. Although it might look alright if it was sleeveless and strapless and had a heart neckline. So yeah, get rid of the arms and chest bits.
Mena Suvari: Did you want to be a cloud when you grew up?
Lily Collins: I'm not sure how I feel about this dress. I think I'm coming down on the side of bad. Maybe without the sleeves it would look better.
Natalie Portman: So bland, so very, very bland. But at least it is better than that pink thing she wore to the Emmy's.
To bridge between the worst dressed and the best dressed, I would like to bring your attention to two very similar dresses to show how things can go completely wrong or look utterly fabulous.
Here is Rose Byrne.
And here is Anna Farris.
The dresses appear to be made of the same material, gorgeous, black and shinny. One is utterly gorgeous and the other looks like she is wearing a garbage bag. Can you guess which?
I’ll put you out of your misery. Anna Farris looks like she’s wearing a garbage bag.
Sarah Hyland: Simple and gorgeous.
Ellie Kemper: The colour and the sparkles are amazing. The cut is simple and elegant.
Kelly Osborne: She's starting to do things right. This dress is lovely.
Anna Paquin: I love this dress and Anna looks amazing in it.
Claire Danes: I love the colour and the fluffy, frilly skirt. I want a dress/skirt like this. She also looks amazing.
Cameron Diaz: She looks absolutely stunning in this dress. The dress is pretty amazing too.
Jessica Chastain: This dress is amazing. I love the gold on black.
I don't know who this is, but I love the dress.
Kristen Wiig: I love the frilly, floatiness of this dress, but I'm not sure about the colour. Perhaps something darker?
Wendi McCendon: I love this dress. I could possibly wear something like this to get married in.
Sandra Bullock: The reason I love this dress is the two-tone, the looseness and the detailing around the waist.
Lastly, I have to mention Angelina Jolie. Not because of the dress, but because of the leg. Just what, I don’t even…