Complete twat today.

I look like a tomato (said in voice of “I am a banana”. If you don’t get this reference please go to YouTube now and search for “rejected”.)

Went out to Matiu/Somes Island with some awesome Wellington tweeters and me being the idiot I am, did not put sunscreen on. Yeah. Ow. Even my lips hurt.

Now onto my third bottle of water for the day. Also had two coke zeros (I’m being rather tame) and a juice. Feeling much better.

But I could go for a very long soak in a bathtub full of moisturiser.

NOW THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.

Could also go for an IV of Coke Zero. Neither of which are possible, so I’ll just have to sit here in physical and mental pain.

Then! I fell over TWICE while walking around Wellington.

OH THE SHAME.

Bet I flashed someone too. Stupid boots. I don’t get you. They’re awesome boots, I’ve worn them heaps yet something in Wellington made me go over on my foot twice. Fucking bastards.

I BLAME HILLS. HILLS ARE THE SPAWN OF SATAN.

Also, I don’t know if I will ever gain full sensation in my legs again. Too much walking. Ugh. On the plus side, I look forward to my casual weigh-in to see if all the walking has managed to shift any unwanted kilos. Of which I have lots of.